Hallo People,
Its me again, once a writter is always a writter. Today we gonna look at an interesting story of a woman who had three children and these children liked her so much.
When these children grew up they proposed to assist their mother, they were all boys, Danniel, David and Douglas. where by Douglas was the older son and he liked his mother very much, he decided to build a very nice house for her and Danniel also had strong love over her mother he decided to purchase a very expensive car for her and lastly David decided to buy her a nice present on birth day.
Surprisingly enough the woman appreciated all of them and here is what she said after she had received her presents from her sons, she said to Douglas thanks for the house but i miss my small house because it was tide and worm for me, and this is what she said to Danniel, Ooh Danniel thank you very much for the expensive car you bought for me but its too big for and i hate it, please dont laugh listen to what she said to David,oh my little boy thanks for the present but it nice for supper.
Thank very much for visiting my website, May God bless you....
Lubega Hassan
Jokes
Teacher: Who is the richest person in the whole world
Boy: He was Bill Gates but now Joshua Slim
Teacher: When was the first computer invented?
Boy: It was invented in 1602 and modified in 1623
Teacher: Is there life on planet mars?
Boy: Some people think so but its not scientifically confirmed
Teacher:(surprised) sharp boy!!! What is your father´s name
Boy: HE was Bill Gates but now Joshua Slim
Teacher: (Amused) When were you born?
Boy: In 1602 and later modified in 1623
Teacher:(Wondering) But are normal?!!
Boy: Some people think so but it is not yet scientifically confirmed.
Foolish and his brother stupid
There were two young brothers walking at dawn.
One was called foolish because he was born on a fools day and another one was Stupid
As they were walking foolish disappeared in the crowd and stupid reported to the policeman.
Stupid: (looking so confused and disturbed) Excuse me Sir.
Policeman: Yes, can i help you?
Stupid: My brother has disappeared in this big crowd and i can´t see him
Policeman:What is his name
Stupid: Foolish
Policeman:( Annoyed) How can you come for help and you confidently stand in front of me and say such a thing?Are you stupid.
Stupid: ( Smiling) Yes Sir :))) !! and did you know my name?...
5 comments:
... + one from Slovakia
Grandmother sent Grandpa to do some shopping. "Remember", she told him "there are two things I want you to get. Milk and butter".
In one hour Grandpa came back with a bag of salt only. Grandma got angry:"I asked for two things. Where is the sugar?"
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Hi man... I am also from slovakia and I am your fan... so, take care and I wish you a lot of luck in your next life :-)
those jokes are relaay funny...they made me smile :D ...
Hi Jarka, its been long. Happy new year friend. Hassan-Uganda
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